baalajimaestro

Hey! I'm Baalaji, a 25-year-old tech enthusiast who became "maestro" because some rando already took my username. Thanks for nothing, internet stranger!

What I Do:

• DevOps Engineer - I make servers burn... efficiently
• Backend Hobbyist - I speak fluent database, but they never talk back
• Self-Hosting Addict - If it exists, I've probably tried hosting it myself

Languages I Speak:

• Tamil (native speaker)
• English (you're reading it)
• Hindi (survival level: can order food and negotiate rickshaw fares)
• Python (sssssss 🐍)

Useless Facts:

• Created a Telegram UserBot called PaperPlane that somehow people still use
• Produced a lot of reliable hand-warmers using software (Android ROMs)
• I use NixOS btw™

⚖️ Legal Disclaimer:

If you already know this fact before meeting me, congrats! Otherwise just remember: Hayasaka is best girl. My legal team (just me) insists I mention this everywhere.

Want to argue about tech, anime, or why NixOS is superior? Hit me up! All my socials are at links.baalajimaestro.ptr.moe.