baalajimaestro
Hey! I'm Baalaji, a 25-year-old tech enthusiast who became "maestro" because some rando already took my username. Thanks for nothing, internet stranger!
What I Do:
- DevOps Engineer - I make servers burn... efficiently
- Backend Hobbyist - I speak fluent database, but they never talk back
- Self-Hosting Addict - If it exists, I've probably tried hosting it myself
Languages I Speak:
- Tamil (native speaker)
- English (you're reading it)
- Hindi (survival level: can order food and negotiate rickshaw fares)
- Python (sssssss 🐍)
Useless Facts:
- Created a Telegram UserBot called PaperPlane that somehow people still use
- Produced a lot of reliable hand-warmers using software (Android ROMs)
- I use NixOS btw™
⚖️ Legal Disclaimer:
If you already know this fact before meeting me, congrats! Otherwise just remember: Hayasaka is best girl. My legal team (just me) insists I mention this everywhere.
Want to argue about tech, anime, or why NixOS is superior? Hit me up! All my socials are at links.baalajimaestro.ptr.moe.